What is this site all about? Eric's Home Page Explained

Ok, this page isn't really new, but, the location of the link to it is. Everything else is the same.

Being an unhappy, snarky, generally ill-tempered, sort of person, I wanted this page to have a certain, well, a certain "feel" to it, if you will. A mixture of remorse and despair. Regret, dismay, dread, shame, numb fury and a sort of generalized anxious unhappiness. Deep unhappiness. Have I accomplished this? Well, as the French say: "Nous verrons ce que nous verrons" - We shall see what we shall see.

What is this page about? Well, to be honest, it isn't really my page. My page got stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

This is that page.

Created in a brief moment of clarity, this information is approved by government agencies the world over, and has been created especially for your enjoyment, utilizing only the finest of html and css components for your visual entertainment. Not much of it is in any sort of recognizable form, it's a mish-mash of bits about, well, me. It's purpose? To explain and clarify a few things. What things? Well, these things. That are following what I'm writing here. Down there.

It is a space for me to learn about the wonderful languages of html, xhtml, shtml, php, a bit of javascript, and a few others thrown in for good measure. I get to waste some time, learn a few things, amuse a few people, and, well, waste some time. Mostly. I have put a bit of time in to the site now, and it is turning out better than I had expected. So, I'm making it larger. And better. I keep adding new content in the hope that someday this may actually be a useful site instead of just a waste of web space.

But not today. Today it's just a place for me to vent, show off, let people get to know me a bit, and waste some time. Mostly.

Just when this page was starting to get good, it get's stolen. The punks who stole it then replaced it with an exact replica. (This is an actual transcript from the police report)

So, not knowing what to do, I tried calling information. I said to the nice lady at the other end,

"Look at all this stuff on my web site, it's an exact replica of everything that I've written."

She said,

"That's really weird."

So I figured that since I had her on the line I'd ask about that pair of socks I couldn't find.

She said,

"Those are behind the sofa."

So I looked. Funny, they were.

There is no warranty, implied or otherwise that this web site is any good. At all. In fact, it probably isn't. At all. In fact, you assume full and total responsibility for all actions (yours and mine) by entering this web site; or even thinking about entering it. Or not thinking about entering it. Or thinking about not entering it.

This site in no way represents the views of the company that I work for, the members of my family, my friends, most right thinking people (left thinking people agree with me completly), rational people, or even me. I'm not sure whose views these are. This page was stolen, remember, so I can no longer claim responibility for it's actions. Bad web site. Bad. Bad. Bad.

Basically, any resemblance between the views on this web site and those of my employer, my terminal, or even the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between this site and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this web page.)

To find out more about this page, please send a self addressed envelope to... ahhh never mind.

This is to the people that made this page possible: My Nods

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