As everyone knows, women are evil. This can be proven quite easily by the following:

Definition #1:

Woman = Time x Money

Because, as everyone knows, women require time and money.

Corollary:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Woman = Money x Money

Definition #2:

Money = sqrt(Evil)

Because, as we all know, money is the root of all evil

Corollary:

Since:

Woman = Money x Money

Therefore:

Woman = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)

Proving by scientific method that:

Woman = Evil

Women are, as we all know, Evil.

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