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December 7th, 2015
Under new management.
HAHAHAHA.
Not really.
It's all the same.
Internets is srs bsns.
ಠ_ಠ
This joke brought to you by the year 2008.



















…  Update Archive  …

Update: December 13th, 2002
Added a new pic to the Friends page.
Updated my Blog.
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Update: December 11th, 2002
Updated the Personal page.
Added the Faith page.
Updated the Running page.
Updated the Visual Humor page.
Added a bunch of new demotivators.
Get to Work: You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams."
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Update: December 9th, 2002
I am sick 'o wastin' leather on these gritty pavin' stones
Well, finals are done, and I don't have classes until January.
Making 1.5 hojillion mistakes an hour.
Here are some Morrowind downloads.
Updated the Literature page.
Pray pardon my pedantic peccadillos; please peruse this poem.
Added a new poem by Rudyard Kipling.
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Update: December 5th, 2002
Updated the Literature page.
Added a new poem by William Carlos Williams.
Added a new poem by Kenneth Koch.
These two poems are linked to each other.
Just read them, you'll understand when you do.
Trust me, would I have put them up if it wasn't important?
Updated the Motorcycles Page.
Still am not sure how I'm going to end the exciting drama that is: Tony Hawk's Extreme Hip Replacement
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Update: December 4th, 2002
Updated the main page layout.
Added Tony Hawk's Extreme Hip Replacement
Original bit by me.
Not done yet, though.
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Update: November 27th, 2002
Added The Rose by Amanda McBroom.
Heh. Some friends just told me that if you type in "eric huff" at
  Altavista that my site will show up.
That's really cool!
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Update: November 21st, 2002
Changed the layout for the bottom of the page.
To see what it looks like, click here.
heh. I have finally gotten spidered at www.google.com
Click that link and it searches for "erichuff".
Thanks in part to my ingenuity in stealing this page: Bus Driver
Since the best way to get spidered is to be linked
  by a page that is already known by the search engines.
Clever, no?
Yeah, I thought so, too.
Oh, yeah, the Bus Driver page was updated to match the rest of the site.
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Update: November 20th, 2002
Updated the Blog.
Added this little bit of script here.
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Update: November 18th, 2002
Added a new page: When I am King
That's pretty self-explanatory.
Check out the Literature section for updates.
Updated the Blog.
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Update: November 18th, 2002
I am no prophet-and here's no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.
And would it have been worth it, after all
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - T.S. Elliot
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Update: November 13th, 2002
What do I want?
Like Simon says, "How do I send Eric a truckload of money?"
"If you can fill the unforgiving minute
   With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
 Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
   And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!"
If - Rudyard Kipling
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Update: November 7th, 2002
I never watched the Power Rangers.
So I guess I just figured that they were like forest
rangers, but more powerful.
Maybe even as powerful as me.
I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to
forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only
you can prevent forest fires."
If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful.
ahem...
Updated the Literature section.
Updated the Personal section.
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Update: October 28th, 2002
What do I know.
I'm just a Bus Driver
Here's the problem: there are two types of people
First, there's me.
Then there's all these other people.
So, you see what the problem is, right?
Just so we understand each other, I'm going no-place.
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Update: October 24th, 2002
Mid-terms are finished.
I'm still exhausted.
It's going to take a couple of weeks to recover.
Just in time for finals. heh
I think all this DNS stuff has finally worked its way out.
If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Update: October 7th, 2002
Well, after almost a week of having to fight with
the powers that be on the www, I have finally come
out victorious!
I'm Invincible.
The Black Night always triumphs.
You're a looney!
Right!
So, my DNS's are all straightened out and everything
is copacetic.
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Update: October 2nd, 2002
Eh? It's back!.
After a couple of days of confusion, we have normality.
I repeat we have normality.
Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
Please relax.
And most importantly; Don't Panic!
There are a few small things that are missing, but…
Here's the details: My web-hosting site switched their hosting servers.
So, since they no longer were paying for the servers, CIHosting
  decided to shut evreything off.
This caused everything to go away.
My hosting company had other servers with 99.9% of my info on them
  but, it took a couple of days for the Domain Name Servers (DNS&$41; to
  update to the new location.
No big deal. HA!
A more wretched hive of scum and villany...
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Update: September 25th, 2002
Finished the HTML how to page.
Updated the Music section.
The Site Map has been updated.
It's now divided into seperate logical sections,
that are based on the table above.
So it should be pretty easy to find things based on that.
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Update: September 18th, 2002
I'm working on some php stuff
It's the same as what I have now, except that if I get it working
it will be much easier to update all of the pages.
It's not working yet, though.
I can't figure out how to get the .htm to load/run functions.
Hmmm It'll all work out in the end, I guess.
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Update: September 14th, 2002
Updated the pictures section.
It's lame that I'm such a shallow loser.
Like I can afford to be one.
I'm such a dork.
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Update: September 13th, 2002
Updated the Site map.
Added more pictures to the camping section of Pictures.
Added more pictures of my RF600R.
Host Department sucks again.
Updated my Blog.
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Update: September 10th, 2002
Well, what a pleasant suprise!
I open my e-mail to find out that the e-mail that I sent
to Host Department Support has been answered.
Looks like everything is working again (not that it would
have looked any different to the viewer)
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Update: September 9th, 2002
Well, my hosting server is quite lame, and is causing me many headaches.
I can't access my directories the way I normally do.
This is irritating me, since their support people are like:
"We don't support Host Department anymore"
LAME!
Here's some new pics of me n bike.
That makes me feel better.
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Update: August 31st, 2002
Strip 15 is out at It's not... Rocket Science.
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Update: August 26rd, 2002
Added a blog page.
It's just a page for me mostly.
I can put my links and thoughts there.
You know, stuff I did during the day, etc.
You don't really need to go there.
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Update: August 26rd, 2002
Added mp3's to the Music section.
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Update: August 23rd, 2002
Added pictures from camping!
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Update: August 19th, 2002
Updated the updates section of Bitter?
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Update: August 6th, 2002
Hmmm. I fixed most of the things that are wrong with Bitter?
Ahem. You know what I mean. Missing images, old pages, etc...
I love... Goooold.
Here's a song by Styx called Mr. Roboto
You have two choices: right click to "Save As" or left click to play.
Maybe. I think it depends on what you have on your pc.
It's just in case you didn't get the joke from Austin Powers III.
You know who you are.
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Update: August 5th, 2002
Added an HTML How ToNew!!! section.
It is a brief into to creating a web page.
There are three pages completed; enough to get you started.
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Update: July 30th, 2002
Added some pictures to the '78 Firebird page.
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Update: July 25th, 2002
Results for the Torchlight 5k are in.
Top 100 finish!
34th in age group, and 89th in my division.
Not too shabby!
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Update: July 24th, 2002
This site is now HTML 4.01 valid per www.w3.org

Valid HTML 4.01!

Mozilla is a very good browser.
It does a great job following the standards for CSS (Stylesheets).
Which makes my life easier.
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Update: July 18th, 2002
Added new content to the Literature page.
I'm checking out the Mozilla browser.
Removed the banner because I'm done playing with it.
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Update: July 10th, 2002
north_shore.pdf
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Update: July 9th, 2002
Whilst uploading the images in the Visual Humor section,there were some errors.
They are now fixed!
If you are using Internet Explorer, be warned, the banner above here shouldn't be locked in place.
Go find another browser!
Fixed all (hopefully) of the image/page loading problems in the Artwork section.
Fixed the 404 Error page.
Whew!
That's enough for today.
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Update: June 25th, 2002
Added that neat-o banner right above this.
Added a new section about Firebirds! Go to top of page

Update: June 4th, 2002
Updated the humor section: New Images New!!!
elitism.jpg
It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to
look down upon everyone at the bottom.
I am Eric's ridiculous sense of irony.
No real updates due to mitigating circumstances (lameness, mainly).
Ohhh... I got my card back from Twin Cities Marathon: I'm in!
3:20 here I come.
I will start updating Bitter? (now "It's not... Rocket Science") again in July.
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Update: May 15th, 2002
I am Eric's complete lack of suprise.
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Update: May 10th, 2002
*Because it needs to be here:
It's the Log song from Ren and Stimpy:
"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
Log from Blamo"

*You can download the wav file
*Isn't that nice.
*As Statler and Waldorf would say:
Boo.
Boo.
That was the worst thing I ever heard.
It was terrible.
Horrendous.
Well, it wasn't that bad.
Oh, Yeah?
There were parts of it that I liked.
Yeah I liked a lot of it.
It was good.
It was great.
It's wonderful.
Bravo.
More.
More.
More.
More.
*You can download the wav file
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Update: April 8th, 2002
Strip Number 14 is up at: Bitter?
I have removed the link to my rant page.
Hey, I was having a bad week.
It happens, from time to time.
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Update: April 5th, 2002
I have added a link to a new page that
I am affectionately calling: The Rant
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Update: April 4th, 2002
Strip Number 13 is up at: Bitter?
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Update: March 27th, 2002
Ummm.. Due to the lame nature of the software that
the hosting company for my web page uses, it has
removed the contents of this page.
Luckily, I had backed it up, so, here it is, again.
Just a little different, though.
Added a link at the top of the page to Bitter?
Actually added this: Geek Code Explained.
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Update: March 14th, 2002
Added a new strip (Number 12&$41;) to Bitter?
Added a custom 404 Error Page.
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
Gd>CS d-(d---) s: a- C+++(C++++)$ US++>US++++ P+ !L(L+) !E W+++ !N !o K--- w(w---)
!O M-(M--) !V PS+(PS) PE+ Y+(Y++) PGP t+ 5+ X+ R+ !tv(tv) b+++ DI+++ D++ G
e+>e++(e*) h+ r+>r++ y?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
Geek Code Explained.
Geek Code.
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Update: March 12th, 2002
Added a new strip &$40;Number 10&$41; to Bitter?
Have to fix some stuff in the humor section.
I'll get to it. Some day.
Changed the layout of the front page a bit.
Anything that doesn't work, is broken.
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
Gd>CS d-(d---) s: a- C+++(C++++)$ US++>US++++ P+ !L(L+) !E W+++ !N !o K--- w(w---)
!O M-(M--) !V PS+(PS) PE+ Y+(Y++) PGP t+ 5+ X+ R+ !tv(tv) b+++ DI+++ D++ G
e+>e++(e*) h+ r+>r++ y?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
In case you didn't notice, that is my Geek code.
Geek Code.
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Update: March 11th, 2002
Finally, a new home for my home page.
Hopefully everything will work.
Going to try and move Bitter? over here, too.
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Update: February 26th, 2002
*Strip number nine is up at Bitter?
*Dizzy Dizzy Dizzy
*Feel the world spinning round.
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Update: February 22th, 2002
Scared to death no reason why
do what ever to get me by
think about the things I said
read the page it's cold and dead
and take me home
Fixed the Art section, the bottom
should now stay at the bottom. Maybe.
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Update: February 20th, 2002
Basically the same as the 19th, but, I have redone
the main page to use Style sheets.
It should be nearly the same, with only a few minor
tweaks.
Total and complete update of the front page of the
Art section.
Completely made with Style sheets and fresh
squeezed natural Orange Juice.
Mmmm mmmm.
Apparently I need to make some clarifications
on my pesonal life.
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Update: February 19th, 2002
Total and complete update of the front page of the
Art section.
Completely made with Style sheets and fresh
squeezed natural Orange Juice.
Mmmm mmmm.
Apparently I need to make some clarifications
on my pesonal life.
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Update: February 15th, 2002
*The Day After Valentine's.
*The pictures of Valentines.
*Ph34r my l33t 41c7ur3 74k1n5 skillz.
(Fear my elite picture taking skills)).
*I am lame.
*Added my VBC to the Humor page. Heh.
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Update: February 14th, 2002
Nothing.
Just the way I like it.
Really.
my kind of heaven
lies at
hell's back door
and i got more than i need
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Update: February 12th 2002
Updated Bitter? to the new format.
I think that's quite enough.
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Update: February 7th 2002
Updated Bitter?
Whew. Next update probably won't be until
later this weekend.
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Update: February 6th 2002
Working hard to be the first against the wall when
the revolution comes.
Ok, it's here. The first installment of: Bitter?
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Update: February 5th 2002
Coming soon:
Bitter?
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Update: January 25th 2002
Added content to the Literature section.
I've got nothing, but sometimes, nothing is a pretty cool hand.
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Update: January 17th 2002
Added content to the Java section.
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Update: January 9th 2002
Updated humor section
Added new content to the Extras section.
Added Java section.
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Update: January 7th 2002
First update in the new year.
Added a new picture in the artwork section.
Mykamel-izded: (A new city in Afghanistan).
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